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It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox : "What are you working on?"

Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox : "Hmm... What is it about?"

Rabbit : "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

Fox : "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!

Rabbit : "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf : "What's that you are writing?"

Rabbit : "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

Wolf : "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

Rabbit : "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit : "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."

Bear : "Well that's absurd!"

Rabbit : "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS. WHAT MATTERS IS tumahara guide kitna powerful hai.""

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