✨Vijaykanth is back😃😃
Vijaykanth went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi to fill it up.
You know why?
The Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'😀
Vijaykanth standing below a light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'😃
On a romantic date, Vijaykanth's gf asked him:
'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure, What's your phone no.?'😀
Vijaykanth found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
He replied, what ever u order first will come first.😀
A Teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.
All the students got busy writing except Vijaykanth
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'😀
What does Vijaykanth do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.😀
Vijaykanth & wife bought coffee at a shop.
Vijaykanth drank it quickly before it got cold.
His wife ask why did he drink it so fast?
Vijaykanth: Hot coffee cost $5 & cold cost $10.😀
What happens when Vijaykanth's wife delivers twins????
He did not sleep d whole night thinking who is the father of d second child. 😝
Manager asked Vijaykanth at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Vijaykanth replied:
P-O-S-T-B-O-X.😃
After returning from a foreign trip, Vijaykanth asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! But Why?
Vijaykanth: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Vijaykanth wrote, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?
Vijaykanth: it's simple. I will stop my Imagination!!!
😝😜✌
Vijaykanth enquired about his bill from his mobile provider, How much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status.
Vijaykanth: Stupid! not my CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁
Friend: I got a brand new Ford -IKON for my wife!
Vijaykanth: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Vijaykanth: "All are born on government holidays..!
😭😂✨
Sir: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Vijaykanth: The color of an orange is Orange, but the color of an Apple is not APPLE
👏✋😜😝✨
Dont laugh alone, just pass 2 ur contacts.😂😂😂😉😜
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