God decided to encourage people to have fewer children

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children👫 and introduced an award🏆 scheme. 🇮🇳

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven😃,
and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth.
Nehru replied… only one👧!
Happy with the good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce! 🚘

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question.
She replied she had two children.👬
God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW. 🚕

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children,👬👭👫 and gave him a Maruti-800 as a kind of punishment. 🚗

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! 🚶

Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn't been merciful with him.

The Mahatma replied in disgust... 😳

"God did not even ask me!!!

Some idiot told him that I am the Father of the Nation"।
😝😝😤😤

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